Barring credit card fraud, Super Smash Bros Melee has secured its triumphant return to EVO. The Smash community has raised over ninety thousand dollars for Breast Cancer Research. Runner-ups include Skull Girls at seventy-eight thousand and Super Turbo at thirty-nine thousand. The Fighting Game Community has let out a collective, begrudging sigh in response.
This reporter wonders why the Smash community did not just host their own tournament using the money as a pot bonus, but the inner workings of the autistic mind are a mystery to us all.