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Copypasta are walls of text used to annoy people in the chat. Use of http://www.caseconvert.com/ to convert into caps lock is recommended, as are the use of the Papyrus font, font size 14, the use of an annoying colour, and the use of bold and italicized text.


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real funny faggot. you think this is a joke? Don't fuck with me

yea making fun of me is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy who created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems.....didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.



>bro don't start this shit on chatango too you fucking shiteating homonigger we don't want any of that gay shit here

fucking das threads are fucking ruined because of these latent homosexuals

'hurr epic sunbros skeleton?? lol so cool bro xD pls i need help i cant complete this extremely straightforward singleplayer game on my own'

mad? no, just calling you out on your faggotry you fucking clown prince of homosexuality



And here, ladies and gentlemen, we are provileged to witness a truly rare spectacle of nature: Finnish butthurt. Watch as the disgruntled Finn, upset by an anonymous internet post with no truly malicious intent, begins to ramble illogically. True to form, he finishes his post with a homophobic insult, a mainstay of internet agression. Unlike Polish butthurt, the Finnish sub-specious produces more coherent English, but still at the cost of his dignity. This, fascinating specimen, is unable to recognise the uniform of his armed peers and makes a fatal mistake in the course of his juvenile objections, and is soundly put in place by a more worthy internet denizen - A trolling American- Defeated and humiliated, the butthurt Finn flees from the battle to drown his woes in vodka, and perhaps enjoy a light steam in a sauna.



WHAT FUCKING SHIT FUCK FUCK I'm tired of

Fucking sopsy thinks he's funny in these saaatanan kikkoineen goddamn does this have anything to do with any vanhahomouden that keksiiko fuck satunnaisaia meemuja something to remember, especially when they have something to fucking fucking fucking ylilauta level of fun people to run a non-existent shit behind vitutu. Fucking fucking sopus Sopsy hear, I do not care a fuck who are you and where you live, but you can be assured that I will give Sun at the end of your life hellish. You will feel so fucking pain that it may look like the crucifixion of Jesus from some fucking selkahieronnalta paradise on the island. I do not care how fucking tough guy you're the way you fight YOU or even if you got to be weapons. I penetrate into the Sun at home when not at home, I put all the lights on and drain the water, I open the refrigerator door open, and I leave, I put the heat to full and open windows. SUA will fancy a lot of offers, Sun tripled blood pressure and you eventually get heart attack. You will have to have heart surgery and the hospital the last thing you see above you is a cutting room, I, as a doctor pukeutunenaa. Leikkaksen after fear thyself to death, I wonder fucking time bomb, I installed the Sun below the sternum. When you get to the hospital cured, and you walk out, so guess what, a car full time directly for laughs, killing SUT. I just want you to know how fuckin 'easy to quit Sun pathetic life, but rather I see the fucking effort that the Sun is the last day with the hellish suffering. I pour Tabasco Sun's throat until it sucks out of the Sun, the adhesive glue the glass pieces of baseball and rip it tungen the Sun the open vent until you realized that you are losing, only to wake up and you will notice that the current chain saw is your face shut. Now it is too late to save themselves and committing suicide ... I elvytan painepuhalluksella SUT and the SUT will kill himself, kyrpanaamama. Welcome to hell, people: you. probably pretty fucking funny laugh out there fucking front of the computer nerd why do not you come here and say it face to face so I can answer sulle his fist in the face. You've got a lot to say about the hundreds of kilometers away but if parasitism SUA face to face Sun oliski the TV which is set to silent sex. Do yourself a favor and hold the end of the stick if you do not want to die. The next time you want to say something to remember one thing on. I know the guy that made Nokia's map of the program and I could locate the SUT as fast as I wrote tan message. You do not want problems ... do not you gay.




That feel when you realise your entire life is stagnating and everyone around you is finding not only jobs but careers and you have about a million different choices to make and the world wants you to make them NOW but you just want to curl into a little ball and hide away from it all, so you do and the world punishes you for it, and the worst part is there is always a tiny glimmer of hope that keeps you from descending into rampant alcoholism or suicide, and you just wish it would go away so you had some excuse for why your life is going nowhere, but you really dont so you chalk up everything thats going wrong to some problem you have that millions of other people have but are dealing with just fine so its not really an excuse, is it? And you dont have any friends since you left school, but they are all still friends with each other, and worse than the hurt, worse than only finding about parties when their smiling faces are uploaded to facebook, is WHY they arent interested in you anymore. It would be better if they didnt like you, but their was just an ambiguous drifting apart and if you just had some reason you could fix it, like if it was some part of you but it isnt and no one will tell you, so there is nothing to fix, and its just you alone all day and you try to play the vidya to take your mind off of it, but every game is the same quality as years ago but shit now because you are depressed and angry and you cant get lost in anything for too long anymore and you come here to belong to a collective but you dont really belong. You dont belong to anything, and you try to blame it on aspergers and insomnia and bad people skills, but really you are just sad. You are one, sad little kid that everyone wants to be an adult and you cant take it, and being sad makes you sad and you cant stop being sad.




What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.




I can't understand, why in "Rock Scissors Paper" game paper always beats rock. I understand why rock can beat scissors, why scissors beats paper, but FUCK i can't understand why paper stronger that rock. So it's assumed that paper will magically wrap around a rock, and rock will be bound forever? Then why paper can't wrap around scissors? Ok, fuck these scissors, why paper can't do the same with people? Have you ever seen a school kid wrapped with paper? No one would buy a newspaper, if it could wrap around and paralyze them! But it will never happen, and you know why? Because paper is most weak of them! Rock could've destroy that fucking paper to pieces! When I'm playing in rock paper scissors I always choose rock. When someone tells me, that he beat me with paper, I hit him in his fucking scull and scream "OH FUCK, SORRY, I THOUGHT, THAT YOUR FUCKING PAPER WILL SAVE YOU, STUPID CUNT"





Dude, I dont know what your issue is. Nor do I know who all of your retarded post's are meant for. You clearly don't know shit about Street Fighter or the scene. Your grammar makes my head hurt. Every word you type is completely retarded. I looked at? your channel. Obviously your days are spent playing Rumble Rose's, sitting in your room and touching your self to a terrible game. Please delete your Youtube account, go outside and give your forearm a break. Nuff said.





And then there's this fucker I wish I could bottle my hate and explain you what the fuck is wrong with your brains, but I simply can't find the right word to tell how fucked up you are. I wish for you to die soon, and you'll wish it too, soon. I will fucking find you, I'll find out where you live, what you do in your pitiful life, and who the fuck you are, and then I'll fucking kill you and your parents for bringing on to us such a disgrace as yourself. Mark my fucking words, you little fucker, I will fucking find out who you are, and kill you. What the fuck don't you comprehend about "personal army"? Is it "army"? Or is it "personal"? It only applies to personal requests like the fucking sentence should suggest to your tiny fucked up brain. I'm going to snap all of your fucking bones when I'll find you, I will cut your fucking arms and stick them into your ass until it will break and spill your pathetic guts on the floor, I will then make you eat all of your fucking organs and force them down your throat while you gurgle to your death. Mark my fucking word, you little fucker, you are fucking dead.