Full Name: Roberto Kurtson
Birthdate: November 4, 1991
Birthplace: Paradise, California
Height: 5'9" (taller than Stock)
Weight: 260 (probably still less than Mek)
Blood Type: Motor Oil (family recipe)
Family/Relatives: Older brother, Older sister who moved out (they are way older than him), Mom, Dad (divorced, not Mom, just Dad)
Job/Occupation: Caretaker for the developmentally disabled
Likes: Psycho Ball unblockables, cheap shit in general, Jam's voice (what a fuckin weirdo)
Dislikes: Puppet characters, coconut, thinking of things to dislike under pressure (Falken doesn't like this one)
Hobbies: Collects figures, hotglue art
Favorite food: Broccoli Beef
Forte in Sports: All of them
Fighting Style: Aquatic Prison Art
Story: This is a perfect example of why you shouldn't let your child do nothing but videogames and cartoons. That's all he did, and that's all he does, and that's all he'll ever do.
Personality: Big meanie. Fond of little girls and motor oil. Known for repressing gifted individuals by abusing moderator rights.
Video game unplayer: Despite having nothing to do but play videogames, he manages to never be seen partaking in them. This is a mystery that has to be fully explored.
Spent 200 dollars on the special edition of jojo all star battle
Thinks yellow is the best M&M