Board Game Online
MORE LIKE BORED GAME AMIRITE.
Summary and Strategy
Bullshit browser based game that Witty cheats at. The game's length depends on how many people are playing. And everyone playing is a girl.
Almost everything is luck based, but the goal is to prevent the other team from passing the finish line before yours does. Since games usually require the whole team to pass the finish line in order to win, try your best to fuck the other team over.
Vocaloid shit is the official theme of Board Game. Therefore, it is your duty to choose the Vocaloid song over all others if it appears.
Priestess is the simplest support-based class to use because you can revive your teammates and dispel bad magic from yourself, or good magic from someone else if you feel like being an asshat. Can also randomly come back to life.
Assassin gives you a speed boost and the ability to merk other players that are near you. You will most likely cross the finish line first if you pick this class and keep sprinting, but then you can't murder anyone.
Sorceress lets you steal items, get an instant kill spell that sets fire to everyone nearby the target, and slow down an opponent. It's important to use your mana well though,
since it takes FORFUCKINGEVER to charge up. Cast Frostbolt to lower their speed by five for two turns with three turn cooldown? Too good.
Paladin is one of the two classic big asshole classes, cause it automatically hammers people back when on the same space. You can also power up the hammer to knock them back FIFTY MILLION spaces, and heal any and all bad effects someone has.
Necromancer, affectionately known as Dickmancer because it is a dickass class and anyone picking it is a dick, is the second original arse class. Anyone nearby the Necromancer gets a disease that puts you back a space after you move. It gets stronger the longer they hang around you, and can eventually kill. They can also summon lots of different undead assholes, each with many unique ways to fuck over far away people.
Merchant is the jew class. They can buy stuff more often since they have an ability to move forward with a random chance to go to a shop, and can also trade random items with people. This can be really useful if you use it right, either as support or to steal shit from people.
Barbarian IS SIMPLE STRONG CLASS! BARBARN CAN LEAP FAR! GOOD TO BEING ACCURATE WITH CERTAIN ITEMS AND MOVING ONWARD! ALSO CAN ROAR SCARE AWAY PUNY EVERYONE ELSE! CAN RANDOM GET EXTRA TURN TOO! VERY GOOD WHEN THIS HAPPEN!
Saboteur can sabotage shit and hope people get fucked over by it. Just remember you need to unsabotage it if you want to use it. They can also cause people to skip turns, and swap places with people nearby. This can make them fly right into the lead if everyone's close together.
Alchemist is a newer class, and therefore the hipsterest of them all. They can make a variety of reasonably useful potions, and are totally immune to all poisons. Can also turn their own items into money, but why the fuck would you do that you homo?
Succubus is a slut.
Lawyer is an asshole who can cancel any turn any time just by screaming "OBJEKSHIN". He's bribed the orly owl and the trivia thing so he doesn't get penalized for getting their questions wrong
Illusionist is a punk who can give you fake items that will kill you if you use them. Also, hes pretty much immune to guns, swords, hammers, torches, etc etc. Pretty much anything because he can teleport around like a mofo
Official Historic Compendium of Vocaloid Songs Played
Triple Baka, the first, and original. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRQTZC3uNW4
Strobe Light, perhaps what cemented the status.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sKs7INaEoA
Kagome Kagome, spooky shit yo.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-uj_U2Y3C0
Demon Girlfriend, aka Spec's fetish. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k11ZfUy8ls
No Logic, catchy as fuck. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIO__fvhV0E
Trick or Treat, spooky shit 2 electric boogaloo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb6fSiMBbv4
Daydream Flight, so chilled out :3c http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFwxKBvKGj8
Dance Floor, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzKdFzHGYpU